Thursday, March 31, 2005
Late-Night Jokes
Conan
The election is over. Bill Clinton has stated that Democrats shouldn’t sit around and whine about the election. He also went on to say, instead Democrats should use the occasion to ask for pity sex.
John Kerry is in the news of course. (Loud cheers) You haven’t seen the news I guess. Friends of John Kerry say he is depressed since the election ended. In fact he’s so down he hasn’t left any of his houses.
Leno
The "New York Post” reports John Kerry and al gore are going to run in 2008. Upon hearing this, President Bush said, "Goody, I can win a third term.”
Conan
The election is over. Bill Clinton has stated that Democrats shouldn’t sit around and whine about the election. He also went on to say, instead Democrats should use the occasion to ask for pity sex.
John Kerry is in the news of course. (Loud cheers) You haven’t seen the news I guess. Friends of John Kerry say he is depressed since the election ended. In fact he’s so down he hasn’t left any of his houses.
Leno
The "New York Post” reports John Kerry and al gore are going to run in 2008. Upon hearing this, President Bush said, "Goody, I can win a third term.”
