Sunday, November 26, 2006
Late Nite Jokes
Leno
(All military audience) I want everyone to know that none of the jokes tonight were written by John Kerry.
Leno
(All military audience) I want everyone to know that none of the jokes tonight were written by John Kerry.
Saturday, November 11, 2006
Late Nite Jokes
Leno
John Kerry came out of the closet today. Literally he came out. He’s not gay. The Democrats just let him out of the closet.
Leno
John Kerry came out of the closet today. Literally he came out. He’s not gay. The Democrats just let him out of the closet.
Friday, November 10, 2006
Late Nite Jokes
Leno
"Borat” is the number one movie in the country. It’s a tall bumbling guy who can’t speak English. He travels around the country annoying people and is often confused. Oh wait, that’s John Kerry.
Leno
"Borat” is the number one movie in the country. It’s a tall bumbling guy who can’t speak English. He travels around the country annoying people and is often confused. Oh wait, that’s John Kerry.
Tuesday, November 07, 2006
Late Nite Jokes
Leno
John Kerry has been lying low too. Reporters have called him and all they get is his answering machine. They know it’s Kerry’s answering machine because it doesn’t have a message.
Leno
John Kerry has been lying low too. Reporters have called him and all they get is his answering machine. They know it’s Kerry’s answering machine because it doesn’t have a message.
Monday, November 06, 2006
Late Nite Jokes
Leno
John Kerry has since apologized for screwing up a joke about President Bush that offended our troops. How do you screw up a Bush joke? That’s like screwing up a Clinton sex joke.
Picture Of The Day
John Kerry Is A Joke
Leno
John Kerry has since apologized for screwing up a joke about President Bush that offended our troops. How do you screw up a Bush joke? That’s like screwing up a Clinton sex joke.
Picture Of The Day
John Kerry Is A Joke
Friday, November 03, 2006
Late Nite Jokes
Leno
The Republicans have a secret weapon -- it's called John Kerry.
John Kerry botched a joke about President Bush that offended American troops. It's so hard to believe Kerry botched a joke because he's usually just so hilarious.
It's hard to tell when Kerry is joking because of all the Botox.
Conan
John Kerry today apologized for his botched joke. Political analysts say that this has hurt Kerry's chances to run for president in 2008. Apparently his chances have gone from zero to below zero.
Leno
The Republicans have a secret weapon -- it's called John Kerry.
John Kerry botched a joke about President Bush that offended American troops. It's so hard to believe Kerry botched a joke because he's usually just so hilarious.
It's hard to tell when Kerry is joking because of all the Botox.
Conan
John Kerry today apologized for his botched joke. Political analysts say that this has hurt Kerry's chances to run for president in 2008. Apparently his chances have gone from zero to below zero.
Thursday, November 02, 2006
Late Nite Jokes
Leno
I saw an interesting costume last night. I heard at the knock at the door and found a guy with a foot in his mouth. Turns out it was just John Kerry.
People are upset at a botched joke John Kerry said during one of his speeches. Kerry was stunned. "People listen to my speeches?!”
President Bush demanded that Kerry apologize for his remarks. What a change. President Bush addressing someone for stumbling on their words.
John Kerry did apologize today. He also went on to say he was drunk at the time and entered rehab.
Leno
I saw an interesting costume last night. I heard at the knock at the door and found a guy with a foot in his mouth. Turns out it was just John Kerry.
People are upset at a botched joke John Kerry said during one of his speeches. Kerry was stunned. "People listen to my speeches?!”
President Bush demanded that Kerry apologize for his remarks. What a change. President Bush addressing someone for stumbling on their words.
John Kerry did apologize today. He also went on to say he was drunk at the time and entered rehab.
