Thursday, July 27, 2006
Late Nite Jokes
Leno
John Kerry said over the weekend that if he were president the current conflict in the Middle East wouldn’t be happening because he would be more involved in the Middle East. More involved? Bush has invaded the place. How much more involved can he get than that?
John Kerry said today that if he were president the current conflict in the mid east wouldn’t be happening. And then his wife Teresa Heinz said, "Yes dear, I know. Now will you take the garbage out?”
Leno
John Kerry said over the weekend that if he were president the current conflict in the Middle East wouldn’t be happening because he would be more involved in the Middle East. More involved? Bush has invaded the place. How much more involved can he get than that?
John Kerry said today that if he were president the current conflict in the mid east wouldn’t be happening. And then his wife Teresa Heinz said, "Yes dear, I know. Now will you take the garbage out?”
